Super swagger charismatic all my bitches love me.


fuckyeahbillhader:

yay—stefon:

The Californians driving around Hollywood.

fuckyeahbillhader:

yay—stefon:

The Californians driving around Hollywood.

(via gracytf)


29 seconds ago · 252 notes · originally from yay--stefon

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

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1 hour ago · 38,745 notes · originally from homorecker

You ready?
Not at all. But that’s never stopped us before. 

(Source: jenniferbarkley, via aubbreyplazza)


1 hour ago · 507 notes · originally from jenniferbarkley

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via gracytf)


1 hour ago · 115,022 notes · originally from astoundly

totallymarriedriversong:

today was a day of the x-files and grocery shopping and overall i’m feeling punk domestic

helloooo


2 hours ago · 7 notes · originally from totallymarriedriversong

ask-alicorn-rarity:

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

that’s not the intended use sir

ask-alicorn-rarity:

whoredinaryboy:

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

can i fuck it

that’s not the intended use sir

(via sierrarosej)


2 hours ago · 314,615 notes · originally from iam-eimaj-deactivated20130420

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via gracytf)


2 hours ago · 364,082 notes · originally from malformalady

But did Kristen and Megan ever get their banners in the Will Rogers World Airport? That is the question.



starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

image

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2 hours ago · 218,285 notes · originally from starweilder

the-broken-escapist:

Megan Mullally & Supreme Music Program
Awaiting You


2 hours ago · 12 notes · originally from the-broken-escapist

lastofthetimeladies:

"I’m Not Like Other Girls" by Jessa

i’m not like other girls because i don’t go drinking
that life’s not for me
i’d rather read alone than hit up a party
and i still have my purity
and i’ll put myself on a pedestal
because my introversion makes me special
oh my gosh i’m so unconventional
because i’m not like other girls

i’m not like other girls because i don’t drink coffee
and if i do, i take it black
i’d rather drink my tea with lemon and honey
staying off the beaten track
i’m the first girl in the universe to ever like tea
so applaud me for my originality
and ignore my internalized misogyny
because i’m not like other girls

i’m not like other girls cuz i’m a flying tarantula
terrorizing the town
i’m a eight-eyed eight-legged giant spider
so don’t you tear me down
cuz i’ll crash and burn everything in my way
in an effort to be extraordinary
and other girls ain’t got nothin on me
because i’m not like other girls

(via lastofthetimeladies)


3 hours ago · 201 notes · originally from lastofthetimeladies
#APPLAUD #FAVE #WOO

Anonymous whispered, "Where are you from and where do you want to go to college (if you've even thought about it) Also do you have a favorite stand up comedian and if so who"

It’s jaded but my favorite stand up is Louis CK, he is the funniest and most shameless, and I worship him. I’m from a shitty little town called Kaplan, Louisiana. And my dream colleges are Northwestern/NYU. But I’ll probably go to LSU. I’m still really holding onto my idea of going to school near Chicago though.


4 hours ago · 0 notes

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4 hours ago · 9 notes · originally from dandandoodleface

Anonymous whispered, "hi here is your anon :) you are beautiful and i hope you will have a great day!"

today was alright, I got a tiny nap so that was great. Thanks sweetie!


4 hours ago · 1 note

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this 

teenyweenynotepad:

ask-putty-buddy:

truth

Yeah. Nine times out of 10 no one will even care to ask me anything.

(Source: androgyns, via beckyrosen-winchester)


5 hours ago · 180,872 notes · originally from androgyns