Super swagger charismatic all my bitches love me.


shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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1 hour ago · 483,135 notes · originally from aidn

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

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4 hours ago · 271,043 notes · originally from iswearimnotnaked


I grew up wanting to be doing just what I am doing and that desire came from a very exciting connection and awe that I felt while watching women like Lily Tomlin, Gilda Radner, Madeline Kahn, Ruth Gordon, Rosalind Russell, Marilyn Monroe, Shirley Temple and Carol Burnett. All of these women have a specific, self-controlled and self-loved identity. They could not be replaced by each other or with anyone else. Their power and sexuality and their different ways of expressing what it is to be an adult female were, and continue to be, my inspiration and my delight.

I grew up wanting to be doing just what I am doing and that desire came from a very exciting connection and awe that I felt while watching women like Lily Tomlin, Gilda Radner, Madeline Kahn, Ruth Gordon, Rosalind Russell, Marilyn Monroe, Shirley Temple and Carol Burnett. All of these women have a specific, self-controlled and self-loved identity. They could not be replaced by each other or with anyone else. Their power and sexuality and their different ways of expressing what it is to be an adult female were, and continue to be, my inspiration and my delight.

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6 hours ago · 199 notes · originally from mayawiig

bolloxs:

marvelous

bolloxs:

marvelous

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9 hours ago · 22,043 notes · originally from imposetonanonymat

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12 hours ago · 37,833 notes · originally from o7filho

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

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17 hours ago · 79,196 notes · originally from bottomjared

I GOT A FAMILY, AND I GOT NO NEWS



mxcleod:

mxcleod:

my sister is as old as some of you

and that is just wrong 

no one born in the 2000’s should be following me 

it just feels so wrong

image

ok whatever you say 

I was born in the 2000s.

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17 hours ago · 4,932 notes · originally from mxcleod

"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?" — (via suspend)

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17 hours ago · 248,760 notes · originally from hedonistpoet

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18 hours ago · 201,564 notes · originally from omg-pictures

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18 hours ago · 282,033 notes · originally from mccanteven

rnonsters:

Poussey on: love 


18 hours ago · 1,282 notes · originally from rnonsters

troyesivan:

troyesbeanie:

troye-okaye:

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

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19 hours ago · 32,035 notes · originally from troye-okaye

sebsastianstan:

i don’t know exactly what happens in the first pam movie but you just know that some heavy shit went down because pam’s character development is clear in the pam 2: the winter pam trailer like you just know she’s not here to deal with your shit anymore

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19 hours ago · 109 notes · originally from sebsastianstan

I am sorry  ლ(๏‿๏ ◝ლ)

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19 hours ago · 973 notes · originally from darlingcap